Dwarf

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Dwarf Hire in Prague – The Stag Surprise Your Groom Won't See Coming

A professional dwarf entertainer turns up at your sports bar table for an hour and runs the show. He's a working comic. He knows how to read a stag, when to pick on the groom, and when to let the lads do the work for him. Most groups don't expect how quickly he takes the room over.

Dwarf hire is one of the most booked extras for Prague stag weekends. An hour, properly funny, nothing else on the trip is like it.

How It Works

Your guide meets you in the city centre and walks the group over to a sports bar we've already booked for you. You order the first round, and a few minutes later the host shows up. He's in character from the second he walks in.

For the next 60 minutes you're in his show. He'll work the groom, take the piss out of the lads, run a couple of his usual bits, and turn anything you say back on you. The more the group joins in, the better it gets.

If you want to add the "handcuffed best friend" bit, he gets cuffed to the groom for the comedic part of his act. It's a sketch, not a stunt. Most groups end up bringing it up in the wedding speech six months later.

When the hour's up, he says his goodbyes and your guide takes the group on to whatever's next.

One thing to know: he's a real performer doing a real comedy gig. We can stop the activity early if anyone in the group treats him as something other than that. Treat him like the comic he is and you'll have a brilliant hour.

Why You Should Book It

There's an old Central European wedding belief that meeting a dwarf before the wedding brings the marriage good luck. Your groom probably doesn't know that. He'll find out when the door opens.

Beyond the superstition, dwarf hire works because it's short, it's surprising, and it's actually funny. An hour is enough time for a brilliant story and not so long it eats your evening. It also slots in front of a pub crawl really well, which is why most groups book the two together. That's the combination we'd recommend.

What's Included

• Guide from meeting point to the sports bar
• Reserved table at a sports bar in central Prague
• 60 minutes with a professional dwarf entertainer
• Welcome shot for the group on arrival
• Optional "handcuffed best friend" sketch on request
• Guide on-site for the full activity

House Rules

Dwarf hire is a comedy show. It's not a roast of the performer. We don't run anything involving dwarf-tossing, throwing things, physical contact outside the staged handcuff bit, or anything you wouldn't do to a comic working a club. He's a paid performer doing an hour. Treat him that way and you get the full show.

Tip: Pair dwarf hire with our Thirsty Pub Crawl later the same evening. Two of the best Prague stag activities back to back.